Friday, August 13, 2010

Some new golf terms to use when you're out on the course...


A 'Rock Hudson' - a putt that looked straight, but wasn't.


A 'Saddam Hussein' - from one bunker into another.


A 'Yasser Arafat' - butt ugly and in the sand.


A 'John Kennedy Jr.' - didn't quite make it over the water.


A 'Rodney King' - over-clubbed.


An 'O.J.'- got away with one.


A 'Princess Grace' - should have used a driver.


A 'Princess Di' - shouldn't have used the driver.


A 'Condom' - safe, but didn't feel very good.


A 'Brazilian' - shaved the hole.


A 'Rush Limbaugh' - a little to the right.


A 'Nancy Pelosi' - Way to the left and out of bounds.


A 'James Joyce' - a putt that's impossible to read.


A 'Ted Kennedy' - goes in the water and jumps out.


A 'Pee Wee Herman' - too much wrist.


A 'Sonny Bono' - straight into the trees.


A 'Paris Hilton' - a very expensive hole.

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