Attitude
A man seeking to join a south Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says, "Your
qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude
suitability test that you must take before you can
be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol
across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out
and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers,
six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we want," says the Sergeant. "When
can you start?
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